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How can a man, in his first encounter truly impress a hot girl? Coming up with original pick -up lines, that girls actually like, may be just the trick. Great pickup lines are the best topic starters of a conversation. If you become good at using pick-up lines on hot girls, you will be able to tell if she is really interested in you because, she will start to give some attention like strong eye contact, and smiling.

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You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand? That's because you haven't kissed these lips.

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You can take the help of the famous Romantic poets of England or elsewhere and transform their famous gitls of poetry into incredible pickup lines. You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out.

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