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Have you ever tried to pick somebody up? Most of us believe that the more unusual the hookup lines are, the more effective your pick up is. Perhaps you have to look at the pickup process in another way? It is a test of your mental abilities.

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Age: 41
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City: Otay Mesa West, Titus County, Lakewood Park, Australia
Hair: Long natural
Relation Type: Just Lay Back And Have Your Pussy Eatin?

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Do you know what my shirt is made of?

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Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. The smile you gave me!

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight? If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!

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I keep getting lost in your eyes. When you fell from heaven? Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world? Most of us believe that the more unusual the hookup lines are, the more effective your pick up is. There is something wrong with my cell phone. Because every time I look jost you, I smile.

Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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